Ranch Salad Dressing On Pizza? Whatta yu nuts?

[Sonny Black]

sick bastards you trying to torture me?

 

[Moparfiend]

Pizza from "Vitos" in Toledo Ohio I tried the Packo's and while tasty I can't hack the highly spiced fixins.

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Tony Packo's
Made with Tony Packo’s Hot Dog Sauce, sliced Tony Packo’s Hungarian Sausage, red onions, cheddar & mozzarella cheeses, topped with mustard. Served with your choice of Tony Packo’s Original Pickles & Peppers or Sweet Hots






Not that brave besides pizza has been and always will be pepperoni sausage and extra cheese.

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Mac & Cheese
We combined two all-time favorites - Macaroni & Cheese and Pizza! Creamy cheesy delicious mac & cheese layered on our classic crust and baked for a yummy pizza combo you and your kids will want over and over again! Make it even tastier and add bacon or hot peppers.

The damnation is deafening...

 

[Moparfiend]

So I sometimes imbibe with a light dapping of ranch on my thin crust pizza, and to give it a little extra flavor and crunch I'll add Ruffles potatoe chips... it has to be Ruffles though...
But some post raise a bigger question, do you refrigerate your ketchup???

Light draping of sins are still sins.... albeit at least your not advocating hot dogs on pizza. You can do what you like with your ketchup just don’t put it on hot dogs or pizza.

 

[Moparfiend]

Yeah, well, Arizona BBQ sucks....

Little Miss BBQ in AZ. Nuff said

 

[Moparfiend]

I've been known to dip my crust in ranch, but never the pizza.

And I like mayonnaise on my fries so I am not right in the head to begin with.

God forgives the weak minded for they know not what they do....

 

[Moparfiend]

We always make a trip to Tony Packo's every summer.....Love their stuff.

Looks legit on Yelp! They aren’t advertising salad dressing on pizza nor ketchup on their dogs. Chili dogs are blessed by the NY dioceses.

 

[Hosehead]

Little Miss BBQ in AZ. Nuff said

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Oklahoma will accept any BBQ challenge you have.....lol.

 

[Moparfiend]

Oklahoma will accept any BBQ challenge you have.....lol.

Typical digression that is a transgression. BBQ is off topic from the OP post sheesh start a new one.

 

[Hosehead]

Typical digression that is a transgression. BBQ is off topic from the OP post sheesh start a new one.

Lol. You funny!

 

[old guys rule]

Try full blown Mexican pizza from Niagara Falls. Then again I put Hidden Valley ranch on ice cream. Actually hot dogs on pizza sounds interesting. Could just be the Alzheimer's..

 

[hanks73340]

I even put ketchup on my scrambled eggs!...........oh oh....Moparfeind is coming after me.....

 

[Moparfiend]

Try full blown Mexican pizza from Niagara Falls. Then again I put Hidden Valley ranch on ice cream. Actually hot dogs on pizza sounds interesting. Could just be the Alzheimer's..

That would be a NY gringo interpretation of a Mexican pizza probably with cheddar cheese which Mexicans don’t use in there repertoire. Cheddar on pizza is a sin.


Salad dressing on ice cream is disgusting but not in the book of sins. How does one get to that place? Gee maybe I should put some ranch dressing on my Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia........that tells me you think like an 8 year old. Grow up dude!

 

[Moparfiend]

I even put ketchup on my scrambled eggs!...........oh oh....Moparfeind is coming after me.....

Ketchup in eggs is an acceptable practice as eggs are disgusting when left alone. You may eat them knowing the pope eats them that way too!

 

[MOPOWER871]

VILLAGE PIZZA , Manhattan, N.Y. not that paper thin Hormel pepperoni crap

 

[cosgig]

Salad pizza.... mozzarella on the crust first with a generous coating of ham. Bake that, then add ranch dressing and all of your veggies. Splash some hot sauce over it and dig in! Maybe it’s a Michigan thing?

 

[Moparfiend]

Salad pizza.... mozzarella on the crust first with a generous coating of ham. Bake that, then add ranch dressing and all of your veggies. Splash some hot sauce over it and dig in! Maybe it’s a Michigan thing?

Its a 666 sign don’t blame your ignorance of pizza and allow evil thoughts of mixing salad and pizza.

 

[old guys rule]

That would be a NY gringo interpretation of a Mexican pizza probably with cheddar cheese which Mexicans don’t use in there repertoire. Cheddar on pizza is a sin.


Salad dressing on ice cream is disgusting but not in the book of sins. How does one get to that place? Gee maybe I should put some ranch dressing on my Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia........that tells me you think like an 8 year old. Grow up dude!

Branch on ice cream with a joke dude. Wish I was a kid again

 

[Moparfiend]

Branch on ice cream with a joke dude. Wish I was a kid again

This is a very serious topic having to do with eternal damnation or at least hairy palms. Jokes are simply a way for you to hide your sins of pizza lament.

 

[old guys rule]

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