It's Hell to be Old

[cr8crshr]

An 80-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 80-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Alice, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried ‘squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing ....'

The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor?

The old man replied,


‘Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

cr8crshr/Tuck

 

[Sonny Black]

 

[Sonny Black]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[Pops1967GTX]

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I guess you have to be 60 + to get this.​

 

[hemi71x]

I guess you have to be 60 + to get this.

Well pops, I'm 60+ and don't get it.
What am i missing?

 

[Fran Blacker]

The smell of the Mim-o-graph ink.

 

[hemi71x]

The smell of the Mim-o-graph ink.

Nope. I never would have known.
Guess i never did it in my young days, when dinosaurs were on the earth.

 

[gary h]

I remember ,in grade school.

 

[khryslerkid]

Maybe that's what's wrong with us. Never did hear why they stopped using that process!

 

[hemi71x]

The smell of the Mim-o-graph ink.

What did it smell like???

 

[moparwacko]

What did it smell like???

Mostly alcohol, was best when warm

" mimeograph "

 

[moparedtn]

Yep, those of us who knew how to behave in school got to go down to the office and run the
mimeograph machine for the teacher.
Cool to get out of class, cool to learn how to run the machine, cool to get a buzz off the fumes.

 

[Pops1967GTX]

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