URINE TEST FOR FREE

[bm02tj]

URINE TEST FOR FREE:

Go to a tree trunk and relieve yourself

If it attracts a lot of ants, you have high glucose

If it dries too fast, you have high sodium

If it smells like meat, you have high cholesterol

Forget to open your pants to piddle, you have Alzheimer's

Had trouble aiming at the tree, you have Parkinson's

If you piddle on your feet, it's your prostate

Can't smell the piddle, it's COVID-19

 

[66383]

 

[69a100]

What if you stand there and can't go?

 

[coronet68mx]

What If I pee while am sleeping?

 

[BLK 68 R/T]

What if you stand there and can't go?

If someone else is there, it’s shy bladder syndrome. In not, you didn’t drink enough beer

 

[BLK 68 R/T]

What If I pee while am sleeping?

See above post...you drank too much beer.

 

[Ron H]

URINE TEST FOR FREE:

Go to a tree trunk and relieve yourself

If it attracts a lot of ants, you have high glucose

If it dries too fast, you have high sodium

If it smells like meat, you have high cholesterol

Forget to open your pants to piddle, you have Alzheimer's

Had trouble aiming at the tree, you have Parkinson's

If you piddle on your feet, it's your prostate

Can't smell the piddle, it's COVID-19

You're a doctor aren't ya?

 

[69L48Z27]

Smells like meat?

 

[chargervert]

That's freekin Pissah!

 

[MoparDanMan]

LOL!