monaco66coupe
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well at least the view you will have there is looking straight up!Lol
Need some Women advice guys.
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Strange....I have not noticed that to be the case. I know that I'm not as handsome as I was 25 years ago but I get FAR more attention from older guys when I'm out in my car!
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So how does it sound installed backwards
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chargervert
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I thought that was big earring hanging off your right ear in the first picture KD, I think it is something on the shelf!
hashmaker
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Why would the girl in the white pants put a camels foot down the front of her pants???
Nevada dan
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Whores, it's cheaper in the long run, their always happy to see you, then you can wait on the right one , you'll know it when she come along
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The OP hasn't been here since April, '17. But I'm sure the advise (sic) is helping someone.
chtampa
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Sometimes a joke just writes itself!
And hey - no worries...ya can whack off when you're older too..
With my experiences with women and dating: Gals seem to appreciate someone who isn’t a braggart, bull shitter, and able to inject humor about their flaws and not be afraid to disclose them. Drop any staunch 'opinions' on topics. The “I’m perfect” thing will be a turn off. Take interest in what interests them first and wait for them to ask first about ‘you’. Never be pushy about enticing a further relationship; let them express any indications of this possibility first. And even if this does look possible, stay wary and don’t ask or accept a key to their place, or bring your clothes over…or vv…this is a several month’s long, not a week’s long relationship move. Be yourself. If ‘acting’ to try to appear as someone else, forget it. They’ll either like ya or they won't.
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again don't overthink it
worthy of a repost, even after 9 years later
Anyone ever read the book "Men are from Mars Women are from Venus" ??... that couldn't be more true, men want their women to never change & women always want to mold their man into their perfect mate.... My old Pops always told me, marry an ugly woman, that way when they take all your money & leave, you're happy...LOL... But he's a three-time loser too, he also says, "you know why a divorce is so damn expensive ??", answer; "because it's so, so worth it"....LOL...
IMHO I say just go up to the prettiest woman you can find, chances are she's single & no-one talks to her because she so pretty & they're intimidated or just chicken & just talk to her, also if you can always let her talk more if possible {when you 1st meet them, they like men who listen well}, they usually like to talk about themselves, ask them questions, compliment them on their eyes, shoes or outfit, but not their body, legs, ***, hair or tits, they hear that enough stuff already, they already know their hot, from all the peanut gallery, that are too chicken to talk to her & have a real conversation, just yelling stupid comments, like dumb asses, also last but not least "don't lie & don't be a phony, be yourself", or your in for a headache in the long haul, trying to live up to something your not or ever will be...
Also, no women with "tramp stamps", or really big hooters, take my word for it, they are nothing but freaken' trouble, you can't change a Zebra's stripes... I'm also told by trusted sources my 5 sisters & 3 daughters, Church is also a great place to meet & pick up women, if your respectful & dress halfway nice, not your jeans & a tee shirt, that's for later after you get to know them better, look them directly in the eyes, when talking to them, not their chest or butt, be a gentleman 1st & foremost...
good luck, it takes all types
worthy of a repost, even after 9 years later
Anyone ever read the book "Men are from Mars Women are from Venus" ??... that couldn't be more true, men want their women to never change & women always want to mold their man into their perfect mate.... My old Pops always told me, marry an ugly woman, that way when they take all your money & leave, you're happy...LOL... But he's a three-time loser too, he also says, "you know why a divorce is so damn expensive ??", answer; "because it's so, so worth it"....LOL...
IMHO I say just go up to the prettiest woman you can find, chances are she's single & no-one talks to her because she so pretty & they're intimidated or just chicken & just talk to her, also if you can always let her talk more if possible {when you 1st meet them, they like men who listen well}, they usually like to talk about themselves, ask them questions, compliment them on their eyes, shoes or outfit, but not their body, legs, ***, hair or tits, they hear that enough stuff already, they already know their hot, from all the peanut gallery, that are too chicken to talk to her & have a real conversation, just yelling stupid comments, like dumb asses, also last but not least "don't lie & don't be a phony, be yourself", or your in for a headache in the long haul, trying to live up to something your not or ever will be...
Also, no women with "tramp stamps", or really big hooters, take my word for it, they are nothing but freaken' trouble, you can't change a Zebra's stripes... I'm also told by trusted sources my 5 sisters & 3 daughters, Church is also a great place to meet & pick up women, if your respectful & dress halfway nice, not your jeans & a tee shirt, that's for later after you get to know them better, look them directly in the eyes, when talking to them, not their chest or butt, be a gentleman 1st & foremost...
good luck, it takes all types
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I knew some one would eventually trurn
that one around....
Slap Stick
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It's a yo-yo. Dont play with it if it has a string.....
Not the musician.
chargervert
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I like them with fur on them I want grass on the field when I play the game!
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Women only need to understand one thing to make men happy.
He wants something to drink, something to eat, and to see something naked by 7:00 p.m.
Once that is acknowledged, everything else falls into place.
I AM one and still don't understand other women, most likely because my dad was a much bigger influence on me than my mom is.
Been told many times in my life that I "think like a guy," and you know what? I'm good with that. Being led by logic over emotion, being honest at all times, and having integrity over half-assed-edness is no comparison to "Oh, Marie, I LOVE your sweater!" and forty-three seconds later she's asking Samantha if she saw that hideous outfit Marie is wearing today. I don't roll that way.
He wants something to drink, something to eat, and to see something naked by 7:00 p.m.
Once that is acknowledged, everything else falls into place.
I AM one and still don't understand other women, most likely because my dad was a much bigger influence on me than my mom is.
Been told many times in my life that I "think like a guy," and you know what? I'm good with that. Being led by logic over emotion, being honest at all times, and having integrity over half-assed-edness is no comparison to "Oh, Marie, I LOVE your sweater!" and forty-three seconds later she's asking Samantha if she saw that hideous outfit Marie is wearing today. I don't roll that way.
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