A Short Love Story

[Dibbons]

SHORT LOVE STORY
A man and a woman who had never met before,
but who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.





Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?


I'm awfully cold.'


'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!....................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed..

'Good,' she replied. ..............'Get your own f**king blanket.'



After a moment of silence, .......................he farted.

The End

 

[Aron Gleason]

Thats funny but harsh.

 

[BeepBeepRR]

I actually laughed a good chuckle..

 

[QOTHL]

Thats funny but harsh.

And too true!

 

[Ranger16]

I expected her response.
I didn't expect his.

 

[MarPar]

 

[khryslerkid]

He got his hopes up and she shot them down.