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Ego boost for an old guy.

Flirt with those young gals! Most young men have never learned how to flirt. I taught my youngest nephew the benefits of flirting by flirting with a woman at the mini doughnut stand. We walked away with a large bag for the price of a small. The kid thought his uncle was a god!
A complement goes a long ways.
 
My dad loved to flirt with the ladies, man was that embarrassing.
 
Here's a great trick. I was at the bank today and the teller was kind of hot. I noticed a couple of hair flips. (You gotta watch for those guys.) After all the business was done I noticed she had some fancy nail polish happening. I stuck out my hand and asked to see her nails. We held hands for a bit while she explained how she just had them done yesterday.

The truth is most women love to flirt.
They love it when you come up behind them and give them a little back rub.
Then smell their hair, seems to work for some older players.
 
Steve might be the type that puts out a vibe that works for him. I’ve found that direct eye contact followed with a slight smile works well. I do this with my pants ON though. Results will be different if you try it in a Speedo swimsuit or when naked from the waist down.
 
Steve might be the type that puts out a vibe that works for him. I’ve found that direct eye contact followed with a slight smile works well. I do this with my pants ON though. Results will be different if you try it in a Speedo swimsuit or when naked from the waist down.
Anybody here heard of the hashtag me too thing?
Some of you may be well on your way towards cancelation.
 
I think you have to drive a vette to pull that one off.

If you can pull it off. Otherwise you have to pay the skank you banged $135,000 to not tell the world how lousy you are in bed. The one that you said looks like your daughter. But she tells anyway, because she knows you’re useless and won’t do anything about it. Then you hire a lawyer who is so creepy that he takes all of the focus off of you.
 
They love it when you come up behind them and give them a little back rub.
Then smell their hair, seems to work for some older players.
I know a guy that was IT manager of one of the counties biggest companies with head quarters here in St. Louis. He gave a coworker a little back rub twice. The second time she got up went to HR and within 3 hours two guys from security with a cardboard box asked him to pack up his things and he was shown the door. The deal was this, she wouldn't call in witnesses to file charges for her working in a hostile environment and the company not dealing with it appropriately. He got no bad recommendations, but was told not to ask for a good one either. My neighbor next door moved all of a sudden and my friend across the street told me it happened to him also. He move to baton rouge to take a new job. These are facts!!! Today It's different than years ago.
 
Anybody here heard of the hashtag me too thing?
Some of you may be well on your way towards cancelation.
Relax, Lipshitz. This thread is not a documentary, it is a humorous exchange between men.
 
I try to learn from Craig Fergeson. He was the master of flirting. I would never take it as far as he did.

 
I like how his chair is about a foot higher than his guest's
 
"A little chunky"

A big girl will keep you warm on those cold nights.............
I'll pass on the chunky ones.....been down that road before.

I half expect to get punched in the face when I meet people at car shows that have read my comments from car forums.

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Here is my face. If you see it, please don't punch it.
Looks like you've been giving head to a short hair porcupine!

I know a guy that was IT manager of one of the counties biggest companies with head quarters here in St. Louis. He gave a coworker a little back rub twice. The second time she got up went to HR and within 3 hours two guys from security with a cardboard box asked him to pack up his things and he was shown the door. The deal was this, she wouldn't call in witnesses to file charges for her working in a hostile environment and the company not dealing with it appropriately. He got no bad recommendations, but was told not to ask for a good one either. My neighbor next door moved all of a sudden and my friend across the street told me it happened to him also. He move to baton rouge to take a new job. These are facts!!! Today It's different than years ago.
Glad I'm retired!! Had a female co-worker that gave me back rubs plenty of times. Sure felt good too. Use to just say "geez my back is killing me" and she would ask me if I wanted my back rubbed. My answer was always "I'm not gonna ask for one but I sure won't decline it either".

I like how his chair is about a foot higher than his guest's
I remember Johnny Carson's being the same. It's intention was to make the host more dominant.
 
This was the look I was going for. My son 3d printed the mask for me. I wear it sometimes.

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-Man If I was such hot stuff it wouldn't be a big deal. Now I'm just an old man. I probably do flirt too much with younger women.

Not sure if I posted this before. This was in November at a class reunion. Haven't cut my hair since then. That's my old high school girlfriend on my lap. She's married I'm not.View attachment 1244898 We had fun.
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