Chris Rock Smooths Things Over With Will Smith By Sleeping With His Wife

[Richard Cranium]

March 29th, 2022

LOS ANGELES, CA—In a show of penitence for the insensitive joke told during the Oscars, Chris Rock offered to smooth things over with Will Smith by sleeping with his wife.

“My client feels incredible remorse for the violently inconsiderate jab aimed at Jada Pinkett Smith’s debilitating medical condition,” said Rock’s publicist, “As such, Chris generously proposes making amends by making love.”

Friends of the Smiths expressed surprise that Will’s initial reaction was to reject the comedian’s coital olive branch, knowing the cuckold really had no say in the matter. However, after learning he was at risk of losing his precious Oscar award, Smith expressed full support for the peace offering, again mistakenly assuming his decision would in any way influence his wife’s escapades.

Jada Pinkett Smith expressed overwhelming support for the comedian’s generous offer to reconcile and make things right and promised to pen him into her busy schedule of sleeping with other men.

 

[moparedtn]

Good old Babylon Bee...

 

[Mopar Hunter]

 

[64BEL]

That whole thing was as phoney as a 3 dollar bill. Totally staged.

 

[Moms68]

We made a conscious decision to never watch the Oscars a few years ago. I won't get into the politics.

We did watch the Madden documentary on ESPN, for the second time instead. That man is more inspirational, than a boat load of the Hollywood elites!

 

[Hey-O]

March 29th, 2022
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LOS ANGELES, CA—In a show of penitence for the insensitive joke told during the Oscars, Chris Rock offered to smooth things over with Will Smith by sleeping with his wife.

“My client feels incredible remorse for the violently inconsiderate jab aimed at Jada Pinkett Smith’s debilitating medical condition,” said Rock’s publicist, “As such, Chris generously proposes making amends by making love.”

Friends of the Smiths expressed surprise that Will’s initial reaction was to reject the comedian’s coital olive branch, knowing the cuckold really had no say in the matter. However, after learning he was at risk of losing his precious Oscar award, Smith expressed full support for the peace offering, again mistakenly assuming his decision would in any way influence his wife’s escapades.

Jada Pinkett Smith expressed overwhelming support for the comedian’s generous offer to reconcile and make things right and promised to pen him into her busy schedule of sleeping with other men.

You making a joke out of this is sad! Just because she's had a couple dozen guys accidently fall on her and again, it accidently peniletrating her, doesn't make it a recurring problem............................................... Oh yes it does!!! Those two are jacked up!!

 

[69 Sleeper Bee]

Is defending the honor of your wife who you also let sleep with other men as crazy as it sounds to me ?

 

[Dave6T4]

Pul-leeze put this smack-down to bed! (pun intended).

 

[Richard Cranium]

 

[Sam69sat]

 

[Hey-O]

"I thought [Will's] best performance over the past years was being OK with all his wife's boyfriends!"

 

[davescuda]

I believe that we should ignore Hollywood because most of us don’t agree what they stand for in the first place. So this should be ignored by all of us

 

[SteveSS]

There must be 10,000 lawyers knocking down Chris Rock's door asking him to sue Smith for 100 million dollars in a civil case.

There was another apology from Chris Rock circulating but it wasn't real. The old Chris Rock routine about being tired of the N-as is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

And I see some black people lookin' at me! "Man, why you gotta say that? It ain't us, it's the media. The media has distorted our image to make us look bad! Why must you come down on us like that, brother? It ain't us, it's the media." Please cut the f-in' sh-, okay?! Okay?! Okay?! When I go to the money machine tonight, alright, I ain't lookin' over my back for the media! I'm lookin' for n-s! S-t! Ted Koppel ain't never took s-t from me! N-s have! So, you think I got three guns in my house 'cause the media outside? Oh, s-t, Mike Wallace! Run!" Get the f-k outta here, man! Tired of this sh-t. Tired. Tired. Tired of this sh-t!

 

[Ron H]

Didn’t think it worth chiming in on this topic as one who hasn’t watched the awards shows for a few years; but read several articles about it. MO – this was not staged and Rock’s GI Jane joke wasn’t part of the script either. Network exec’s wouldn’t have approved, for what should be obvious reasons, to have an assault be part of programming with expletives that were broadcast in some areas.

Hmm, well lets see: The prior complaints had been not enough representation of people of color? Certainly well represented THIS time including the people involved with producing the show – unprecedented and what was the result? One person of color smacking another person of color on stage center – FIRST time this ever happened in the history of the Oscars.

Found the interview about this event with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar putting it in nice perspective.

 

[Sam69sat]

I"ve never once in my life watched the Oscars or any other Hollywood brown nosing award fest. Some days are slow and the weather sucks so why not **** on some hollywood weirdo scum. That's the way i look at it. If they crave attention so much i can give them a little.

 

[Ron H]

Yeah, this and any 'reality' shows I AVOID...causes more brain damage than alcohol, IMO.

 

[Budnicks]

Like I said in the other thread
about these entitled ******** or the Oscars 'that nobody watched'
but everyone wants to talk about now

who cares

 

[Budnicks]

We made a conscious decision to never watch the Oscars a few years ago. I won't get into the politics.

We did watch the Madden documentary on ESPN, for the second time instead. That man is more inspirational, than a boat load of the Hollywood elites!

Big ol' Bingo, you nailed it...

 

[SteveSS]

Now Budnicks if you could combine that gif with one from the best chest ever we'd really have something.

 

[Mopar Hunter]

I know why Will didn’t win an Oscar for the movie Ali, he hits like a girl.