Old Man Pulled Over

[The Rebel]

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

 

[69Bee]

 

[MarPar]

 

[maxwedgechar]

So about a month ago I was on a dark rainy 2 lane road at about 12:30 in the morning in back of a guy WHO WASN'T DOING THE SPEED LIMIT, 45! He pulls into a right turn lane for a church parking lot and I blow around him. What I didn't see was the cop in the parking lot. He comes after me and lights me up. Him: Why did you go around the other driver? Me: He wasn't doing the speed limit. Him: Why were you going so fast? Me: I am 70 years old, I am 45 minutes into an hour and a half run and my bowels and bladder rule my life. He took my info and came back a while later and gave me a hard time and a written warning!

 

[lemondana]

I had a friend years ago that had to take a dump real bad. He was pushing it hard, and he got pulled over by a State Trooper. The Trooper asked him what his hurry was-I got to go real bad, a rest stop was just up the road. the trooper then asked how he could believe him? My buddy said- follow me. He comes out of the stall and the Trooper says "I believe you now!". He lets him off without even a warning.

 

[Cranky]

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

this one is so old I'm sure every cop in the world has heard it at least twice! lol

 

[kiwigtx]

Since we're doing stories about needing to take a dump.....

8:20 for the story about pooh...

 

[The Rebel]

This is wah

Since we're doing stories about needing to take a dump.....

8:20 for the story about pooh...

I guess this happens when you get old and have nothing to talk about....

 

[dual fours]

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.

I would of at least thought you would have changed "new Corvette" to something Mopar-ish.

 

[sawdoff]

In a mopar, he'd just outrun the trooper

 

[maxwedgechar]

Except if the trooper had a Mopar!
50 years ago I worked at a design office in Trenton, NJ. From the other Mopar guy in the group there came the story of a guy who worked there had a '63 Buick Wildcat with with trips or quads I am not sure. He lived at the South Jersey shore area and took the Garden State Parkway every night. He would do 120 to 125 on the way home. The troopers knew he was out there but they where always doing something else when he went through. One night here comes some headlights. It was a State trooper with a New Yorker! The NJ State Police used 360 Horse 413 New Yorkers on the Garden State for obvious reasons. I do not know what punishment he received but he went out and bought a '64 300K with Rams! I don't know if it was a Torqueflite or a 4 speed.

 

[MarPar]