Gotta watch those oasis in the desert...

[moparedtn]

Two cowboys are hopelessly lost in the desert and things are getting desperate.
Just when they were about to give up all hope, an oasis appeared before them -
and it had a tree seemingly covered in bacon!

The first cowboy jumped off his horse...
"Wait!" cried out the second cowboy - but it was too late.

"We're saved!" proclaimed the first cowboy, who ran over to the tree and hugged it...
only to be instantly riddled with bullets from all angles...

Witnessing all this, the second cowboy simply hung his head and mumbled
"dang fool, I tried to warn him - that ain't no bacon tree..."

"It's a ham bush".

 

[PlymCrazy]

Two cowboys are hopelessly lost in the desert and things are getting desperate.
Just when they were about to give up all hope, an oasis appeared before them -
and it had a tree seemingly covered in bacon!

The first cowboy jumped off his horse...
"Wait!" cried out the second cowboy - but it was too late.

"We're saved!" proclaimed the first cowboy, who ran over to the tree and hugged it...
only to be instantly riddled with bullets from all angles...

Witnessing all this, the second cowboy simply hung his head and mumbled
"dang fool, I tried to warn him - that ain't no bacon tree..."

"It's a ham bush".

Shaking my head

Now I gotta copy and paste it into texts to about (10) people who know me as telling the “dad jokes”.

Thanks Ed

 

[moparedtn]

Shaking my head

Now I gotta copy and paste it into texts to about (10) people who know me as telling the “dad jokes”.

Thanks Ed