joke time

[dsent1]

what does a 65 yr old pussy teaste like ???? DEPENDS

 

[Dave6T4]

If it tastes like $hit, you're taking too big a bite.

 

[Auggie56]

 

[Auggie56]

 

[ricks_RR]

If it tastes like $hit, you're taking too big a bite.

no turn it around

 

[Auggie56]

What is Google's gender?
Female
It's impossible to type a sentence without being interrupted by suggestions

 

[Auggie56]

I bet there is one thing no one here knows about me. I am proud to say I am bilingual, yes I speak English as well as fluent Sarcasm.......

 

[Dave6T4]

I bet there is one thing no one here knows about me. I am proud to say I am bilingual, yes I speak English as well as fluent Sarcasm.......

But, do you have a picture of the National flag of Sarcasia?

 

[Bob Lynch]

Over the years, I've found that my Spanish is getting better now that I live in Northern Mexico.

 

[Dave6T4]

Little Billy goes with his Dad to a horse auction. After viewing a few horses, Dad reaches out and runs his hand down a horse's face, legs, chest and rump. Billy asks why he is doing this. Dad replies that he is thinking of buying this horse, and wants to make sure it is strong and healthy. Billy thinks for a moment and replies, " Dad, I think the UPS guy is thinking of buying Mom !".