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Things you must know if you move to the South

If someone asks you "jeet yet", and you say no, they'll say "yount to" (you want to).

If someone says "Well God bless you". It basically means get screwed.
 
"18. You carry jumper cables in your car for your OWN car."

Wasn't there a corollary to that, "Busier than a pair of jumper cables at the end of a drive-in movie"
 

Things you must know if you move to the South:​


They put tea in their sugar.

You're not going to easily find good Italian food.

Don't eat seafood taken from local rivers.

BBQ joints are usually good, but most every other food joint serves fried food.

Mexican food restaurants outnumber BBQ joints by at least five-to-one. Some have fried ice cream.

Find a restaurant owned and operated by a Greek family for phenomenal food and great service.
 
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