Does that total include the ones with lumps?Worldwide, humans release approximately 391,645 tons of farts annually.

Does that total include the ones with lumps?Worldwide, humans release approximately 391,645 tons of farts annually.

There has to be a twist?Banned Pinball, 1942 (New York City)
New York City banned pinball in 1942, with Mayor Fiorello La Guardia famously ordering police to raid arcades and smash pinball machines with sledgehammers.
There's nobody home and the lights are off.Your brain generates enough electricity to power a lightbulb.
Neurons communicate through electrical impulses that together could produce about 20 watts of energy. Even when you’re asleep, your brain stays active and buzzing.
I'm conserving energy in retirement...I'm down to one candle power.Your brain generates enough electricity to power a lightbulb.
Neurons communicate through electrical impulses that together could produce about 20 watts of energy. Even when you’re asleep, your brain stays active and buzzing.
The most successful bleach brand in New Zealand is called Janola. Named after the two founders - housewives Jan and Nola created the product some 60 years ago in New Zealand and has become a household name ever since.Clorox began in 1913 as the Electro-Alkaline Company in Oakland, California, with a liquid bleach product. The company was founded by five entrepreneurs who invested $100 each to start America's first commercial liquid bleach factory...
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Fixed.Over the course of our lifetime we can lose up to 3 inches in height.

Still short huh?At 60, I measured the same a few months ago as I've been since I was in my 20s.

Then there's the little old ladies in the supermarket asking if I can reach them a can of something off the shelf....
.....some are so old they smell of dust....the little old ladies that are younger than me.
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The little old ladies that can't reach their favorite brand of cat food....the little old ladies that are younger than me.
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