10 Ways Men Have It So Much Worse Than Women

[Richard Cranium]

10 Ways Men Have It So Much Worse Than Women

Dec 3, 2024

Though science has unequivocally shown that life is far more difficult for men than it is for women, many ignorant people still argue the opposite. That's why we've consulted with top man experts to prove to you how much more difficult life is for us men than for women.
Here are just a few ways men have it worse:

1. Sometimes there is no woman around to clean up after us: Women don't realize how difficult this is.
2. We hardly ever get cat-called: Doesn't anyone think we are cute and attractive?
3. If there were a war, the men would have to fight: There's not a war, but, you know, if there was.
4. Men feel really bad when the wife has to get up in the middle of the night to feed the baby: Women don't know what it's like to live with that kind of guilt.
5. There are much higher expectations for our car driving abilities: We don't have excuses for running into curbs.
6. Useless, non-functioning nipples: What a waste.
7. Zipper injuries: Medical experts say this is more painful than birthing twins.
8. No built-in biological clock to tell men it's been 28 days: Imagine if Cillian Murphy knew it was 28 days later and there were zombies around. He'd probably still be alive today.
9. We can't just go see Wicked without everyone assuming that we are extremely gay: And they would be right.
10. We have nothing to over-analyze: Sometimes our heads are just completely empty. Or thinking about burritos. Very sad.
11. We literally have to be married to women: This is not as easy as it looks.

Well, that settles it. Men have much harder lives than women. Please have compassion on us.

 

[Dave6T4]

10 Ways Men Have It So Much Worse Than Women

Dec 3, 2024

Though science has unequivocally shown that life is far more difficult for men than it is for women, many ignorant people still argue the opposite. That's why we've consulted with top man experts to prove to you how much more difficult life is for us men than for women.
Here are just a few ways men have it worse:

1. Sometimes there is no woman around to clean up after us: Women don't realize how difficult this is.
2. We hardly ever get cat-called: Doesn't anyone think we are cute and attractive?
3. If there were a war, the men would have to fight: There's not a war, but, you know, if there was.
4. Men feel really bad when the wife has to get up in the middle of the night to feed the baby: Women don't know what it's like to live with that kind of guilt.
5. There are much higher expectations for our car driving abilities: We don't have excuses for running into curbs.
6. Useless, non-functioning nipples: What a waste.
7. Zipper injuries: Medical experts say this is more painful than birthing twins.
8. No built-in biological clock to tell men it's been 28 days: Imagine if Cillian Murphy knew it was 28 days later and there were zombies around. He'd probably still be alive today.
9. We can't just go see Wicked without everyone assuming that we are extremely gay: And they would be right.
10. We have nothing to over-analyze: Sometimes our heads are just completely empty. Or thinking about burritos. Very sad.
11. We literally have to be married to women: This is not as easy as it looks.

Well, that settles it. Men have much harder lives than women. Please have compassion on us.

Have you explained all this to your wife? ....or do you wish to remain married? Oh, the unknown cross we.must bear!

 

[1STMP]

Have you explained all this to your wife? ....or do you wish to remain married? Oh, the unknown cross we.must bear!

I have....
And we're coming up on our 50th.
To love, honor, and OBEY was the standard
back then.

 

[WP29P3A]

I can't stand the fact, that MY nipples are totally useless. Same with the sixth toe on my left foot.

 

[RemCharger]

I can't stand the fact, that MY nipples are totally useless. Same with the sixth toe on my left foot.

They wouldn't allow you on the swim team??

 

[68BabyBlue]

I was on the swim team in the 60s. The cold water workouts sucked, but the environment brought out the best in my female teammates..

 

[Pops1967GTX]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sz8yn7kEXS1a8jjfe.mp4

 

[68-500]

7. Is a real problem probably should be moved up to number 1!

 

[Budnicks]

I'm going to sent that to all my sisters & my 4 girls too...
addressed to their husbands though

should be good for a laugh

 

[oldbee]

I'm going to sent that to all my sisters & my 4 girls too...
addressed to their husbands though

should be good for a laugh

Sooo, you want everyone to hate you?!

 

[Budnicks]

Sooo, you want everyone to hate you?!

They all mostly have a good sense of humor
& my girls will all just laugh good girls/ladies, their spouses will too, all good guys...

1 of my 4 sisters I have left (the oldest of 5, Lori) she won't laugh,
she's a stick in the mud, since she moved to Portland area, Milwaukee Or. suburbs,
she seems to have lost her sense of humor, went way left...
But, her husband Randy will laugh though, that's good enough for me
& he used to be a heavy equipment tech, so he's a typical normal guy,
see's the humor in stuff, for what it is intended...
He may not even share it with Lori...