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Two Kentucky rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking, they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at the size of it.
The first hunter said, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom! I wonder how deep it is!"
The second hunter said,"I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter said, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over there. Give me a hand. We'll throw it in and see."
So they picked it up, carried it over, counted, "one, two, three..." and heaved it into the hole. As they were standing there listening, looking over the edge, they heard a rustling behind them. As they turned around, they saw a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.
While they were standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.
"Say there," said the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter said, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!"
The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible! I had him chained to an old transmission."
Two Kentucky rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking, they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at the size of it.
The first hunter said, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom! I wonder how deep it is!"
The second hunter said,"I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter said, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over there. Give me a hand. We'll throw it in and see."
So they picked it up, carried it over, counted, "one, two, three..." and heaved it into the hole. As they were standing there listening, looking over the edge, they heard a rustling behind them. As they turned around, they saw a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.
While they were standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.
"Say there," said the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"
The first hunter said, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this here hole!"
The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible! I had him chained to an old transmission."
