100 year old man gets lap dance

[Dennis H]

And the problem with this is?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/nursing-home-worker-accused-giving-221013520.html

 

[mmissile]

Jealous *******.

 

[big_shmoop]

A 100 year old man is still a man...where's the crime?

 

[Rick@Laysons]

So.....maybe she didn't know CPR and had to do something....

 

[mmissile]

Boing!!!

 

[Richard Cranium]

Boing!!!

Being 100, he most likely has a slooow half boing.

 

[moparwacko]

The only problem I could come up with is he won't remember it.
Just where is this place, and how long is the waiting list to get in?
Gotta prepare ya know

 

[khryslerkid]

Being 100, he most likely has a slooow half boing.

I don't know, I hear that they give the old guys Viagra to keep them from rolling out of bed!

 

[Bruzilla]

Wait... I thought this story was about RC!

 

[Moparsmitty]

I'm wouldn't be surprised if the nursing home added it to his bill under "miscellaneous services". Maybe medicare will pay for it.

 

[kiwigtx]

I don't know, I hear that they give the old guys Viagra to keep them from rolling out of bed!

They give old guys Viagra to stop them pissing on their own shoes.

 

[GetX'd]

I need a better pic of what she looked like. The scale is still 1 - 10 even when you're 100.

 

[tnfastback]

I think that she needs to go into home health business and put that video on her resume. She should call it "You Ain't Dead Yet, Inc."

On the other hand considering that most nursing homes charge about 6K per month, that is the most expensive titty bar I have ever seen!!!

 

[tnfastback]

I need a better pic of what she looked like. The scale is still 1 - 10 even when you're 100.

When you get to be 100, it's like getting to the 14th beer........Looking Pretty Good.

 

[PRND21]

I thought it was ironic that one of the scenes from outside showed pussy willows.

 

[gkent]

I should be so lucky to: a) live to be 100 and b) have some young(er) thing give me a lap dance.

 

[Pistol Pete]

I think that she needs to go into home health business and put that video on her resume. She should call it "You Ain't Dead Yet, Inc."

On the other hand considering that most nursing homes charge about 6K per month, that is the most expensive titty bar I have ever seen!!!

Go to a New York strip club and spring for a bottle of "champagne."

 

[khryslerkid]

Go to a New York strip club and spring for a bottle of "champagne."

Talking from experience? Heck there's clubs in our area that sell champagne! Lol

 

[Bart K]

This is my definition of a victimless crime! If the girlie wants to do it and the old man does not complain, where is the harm?????

 

[Richard Cranium]

Wait... I thought this story was about RC!

Many of you old fossils here are closer to his age than me. I am but a young whippersnapper.