3 walk into a bar.... Yes another blonde joke...

[Xp29h]

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar and sit down. Bartender asks the brunette what she'll have. The brunette replies, "I'll have an RC". Bartender looks puzzled and says "an RC?" The brunette said, "yeah, a rum and coke". Bartender got her one. He looks at the redhead and asks what he can get her. She replies, "I'll have a BL". Again the bartender looked puzzled. The redhead said, "a Bud light dummy". Bartender got her a bud light. He finally looks at the blonde and asks what she wanted. The blonde said, " I'll have a 15". Bartender once again didn't have a clue. He had to ask what a 15 was. Blonde replied, " duh you freakin dummy, a seven and seven,"

 

[brian6pac]

funny blond commercial

 

[kiwigtx]

An old biker walks into a bar in the middle of nowhere.
Sign above the bar says;

• Cold Beer $2
• Hamburger $2.25
• Cheeseburger $2.50
• Chicken sandwich $3.50
• Hand job $50

He calls the exceptionally good looking bartender over. She comes down to him with a big smile on her face and asks "How can I help you?"
The biker leans in and asks, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Why yes, I am." she replies. The biker leans in closer and whispers, "Well wash your fuc#en hands, I want a cheeseburger."

 

[Xp29h]

That's a great one!