A Fun Ride

[DeltaV]

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

One said, "think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy. "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind.

Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear,

'These feel just like your sister's."

Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.

 

[oldbee]

Oldie, but goodie!!

 

[Kern Dog]

A guy at work was talking about a short time he spent in jail. I asked this young apprentice ...."So, have you ever had any UNwanted butt sex" ??
He did not know how to answer.
YES....Well, that is admitting that you got reamed against your will.
NO....That means that all of the butt sex was what he wanted.

 

[oldbee]

Lol, worked with a guy that grew up in Canton,Oh. when it was known as “little Chicago”; training ground for the Chicago mob.Cant tell ya about the weapons he had around the house! He would do anything for you, but don’t cross him!