A Girl

[Sonny Black]

 

[old guys rule]

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Jackass

 

[khryslerkid]

 

[chargervert]

A guy gets distracted by a pretty girl who is walking down the sidewalk,and hits the car in front of him that was stopped at a red light! The guy he hit jumps out of his car,he is a midget and comes up to his window,waving his arms around,and screaming at him "I'm not happy!" The guy responds "Okay which one are you then! Lol!

 

[Cranky]

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[Cranky]

A guy gets distracted by a pretty girl who is walking down the sidewalk,and hits the car in front of him that was stopped at a red light! The guy he hit jumps out of his car,he is a midget and comes up to his window,waving his arms around,and screaming at him "I'm not happy!" The guy responds "Okay which one are you then! Lol!

 

[DeltaV]

A woman walks into a bar...​

she asks the bartender for a double entendre,

so he gives it to her.

 

[kiwigtx]

I had sex with a deaf-mute girl last week.

I had to break her fingers so that she couldn't tell anyone.

 

[kiwigtx]

A young woman was found dead in the front hallway of her home last week.

The only clue to what happened, was that she had semen in her eyes.

A police spokesman said "She may have seen her killer coming"

 

[kiwigtx]

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to three rather large red-headed woman.

After he orders a drink, he says "So, what part of Wales are you all from?"

The largest and loudest of them retorts "It's Scotland you asshole!"

The guy then says ..."Ok, sorry. What part of Scotland are you whales from then?"

 

[kiwigtx]

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Great to see you back and posting again @Sonny Black

 

[BB BELLA]

2 guys playing chess and the outcome is 9-1 after 10 games!
the loser asks the winner how he wins all the time after the first game!
the winner replies "i found your weakness in the first game
"Oh what's that"
"YOUR STUPID"

 

[64BEL]

No kidding - this morning we stopped at a Dunkin' Donuts. I asked the girl if they had milk and she answered, "yes, we have chocolate and vanilla".

 

[YY1]

I LOVE vanilla milk.