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A Guy text's His Neighbor

Coyoteduster

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Dear Keith,

I'm sorry, I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I have been helping myself to your wife when you're not around, probably more than you.

I know it’s no excuse, but I don't get it at home.

I can't live with the guilt any longer, and I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology. It won't happen again.

The outraged neighbor feeling betrayed, grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word shoots his wife.

Moments later the guy gets a second text:
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Darn, I should use ‘spell check’! That should be "wifi"... Sorry!
 
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