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A knock at the door

pabster

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A guy is sitting at home one day when there's a knock at the door. He gets up and answers it- a snail is on his doorstep. "Excuse me, do you..." says the snail, but before he gets another word out the guy picks him up and throws him as hard as he can into his front yard, and slams the door shut.

Five years later, the guy is sitting at home. There's a knock at the door. He gets up and answers it- the snail is on his doorstep again.

"What the hell did you do that for?" asks the snail.
 
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