A male Fairy Tale

[cam383]

Once upon a time,a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,"Will you marry me?"The Princess said,"No!!!" And the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcyles and banged skinny long-legged broads and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated woman half his age and drank whiskey,beer and captation Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up

The End

 

[scotts74birds]

I was a Prince till I was 40. Man, Life was GOOD!

 

[sawdoff]

I think he is officially the king at that point...

 

[Ron 73]

Might be a fairy tale but do sound cool! lol, Good one...

 

[sicksatellite]

I haven't seen that princess since either....good riddance bitch

 

[scotts74birds]

When I was ten, all I wanted to do was ride bikes, and hang with my buddies. After all those years of dealing with girlfriends ****, and getting married.....All I want to do now is ride my Harley, and hang with my buddies!!!

 

[tpodwdog]

Once upon a time,a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,"Will you marry me?"The Princess said,"No!!!" And the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcyles and banged skinny long-legged broads and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated woman half his age and drank whiskey,beer and captation Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up

The End

sounds like you have been thru the same **** as i have. you can have those women...ill take my car. i always know where it is and what its doing. i sink money into it but this time its worth it.

 

[duke51]

I guess I have been a Prince since I was 35 and now I'm 61