A Seventies Joke

[Auggie56]

A brother was kicking it back on a park bench thinking how he don't have to work to
pay rent or buy food when a fairy godmother appeared before him. The man was stunned. Who are you he asked. She reply's I'm your fairy godmother and I'm here to grant any wish that you desire. He thought for a moment and stated "I wannabe white up tight and outta sight," So she turned him into a tampon.

 

[chtampa]

Do you know what elephants use for Tampons?



Sheep!

 

[YY1]

How do you put out a small fire at the kotex factory?

 

[its-a-mario]

How do you put out a small fire at the kotex factory?

tampon it?

 

[YY1]

ka-pow

Thank you, I'll be here through Sunday.

 

[its-a-mario]

ka-pow

Thank you, I'll be here through Sunday.

I can be your sidekick! You set 'em up, and I'll hit them with the punchline!

 

[gary h]

Laugh out Loud !!!