Add to the line......

[DeltaV]

mixture of DDT and chlordane...

 

[kiwigtx]

...he swallowed another Tide Pod and....

 

[DeltaV]

and a bottle of shellac...

 

[Brandy]

To bulk up his shining personality...

 

[Mopar Hunter]

so the cute girls from his neighborhood would notice him...

 

[Brandy]

and say, " I'll show you mine, if you show me yours..."

 

[kiwigtx]

The young Turk then announced "Let me whip this out", as he ....

 

[Brandy]

...waggled his eyebrows suggestively....while looking at her crotch...

 

[Don Frelier]

so he pulled out his hash pipe

 

[Xp29h]

And said, “hey baby, you wanna wrap your lips on this?”

 

[Mopar Hunter]

Meanwhile, Johnny’s mom was calling him to come home...

 

[Brandy]

because his chores had not been done yet....

 

[67440chrg]

But instead he payed his cousin to do them

 

[DeltaV]

in record time

 

[Xp29h]

After which, Johnny was able to sneak out again for a little...

 

[kiwigtx]

....break from all this pressure that was building up....

 

[Mopar Hunter]

from reading FBBO instead of working online college courses...

 

[PRND21]

So I pulled on her hair,
Got her legs in the air,
And asked if she had any cooties in there...

 

[PRND21]

Well, go wash your hands and fix me a cheese sandwich.

 

[Builderguy]

Just then a Nun walked by and asked,