Are you a cheap bastard?

[Jerry Hall]

Cheap....
Who uses both sides of the toilet paper?

Not quite that bad.

 

[Sahara]

Wear my underwear for a week, then turn it inside out and wear for another week? Just a thought...

 

[tnfastback]

I'm so cheap that I'll always peal off unstamped stamps on incoming mail and reuse them on outgoing mail.

If they don't want you to do this they shouldn't have named them Forever Stamps

 

[Don Frelier]

I won't eat leftover food after a couple of days.

I eat things way past what most people would say is OK.
Almost never have any bad effects.
We throw out way too much food in this country.

But to answer the thread topic:
I'M DUTCH (need I say more...)

 

[slimt]

Cheap enough to reuse condoms?

Why not just cut the fingers off the rubber gloves and use those. ?

 

[BeepBeepRR]

I eat things way past what most people would say is OK.
Almost never have any bad effects.
We throw out way too much food in this country.

But to answer the thread topic:
I'M DUTCH (need I say more...)

Lets talk about this lol.... I personally wont eat it if its over 2 days old. I also hate cold cut meat.. Turkey,ham etc etc.. Cook that ****..

 

[coronet68mx]

Cheap enough to reuse condoms?

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[Hey-O]

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You're easy to love my friend, that was good!!!

 

[cryplydog]

I'm so cheap I go around corners on two wheels to save on tires.

 

[chtampa]

Why not just cut the fingers off the rubber gloves and use those. ?

Too big. Do rubber gloves have serial numbers also?

 

[Sahara]

Too big. Do rubber gloves have serial numbers also?

One of the best lines from the awesome TV comedy “3rd Rock From the Sun” is where Dick is talking about buying condoms with raised pleasure dots “...but I turn them inside out.”

 

[Budnicks]

I prefer frugal smart

I only skimp where necessary
rarely ever buy the cheapest anything

 

[Beekeeper]

My Grandpappy use to say all the time “If it’s free Junior, it’s worth saving up fur!”
Here’s the new pup, Fleabag, picking cotton fur his own bed.
I even got to pick out the switch when I’s was about to get whooped back in the day.
haywire

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I’m right there with you haywire i had to pick my own switch and it had better been a good one!

 

[moparedtn]

"Are you a cheap bastard?"
If it means I can buy more ammo, damn straight....
Me on the cheap ammo websites:

 

[Tomcat]

My wife pokes fun at me for washing off lightly soiled foam plates for reuse and for tearing paper towels in half......waste not, want not is what my pops always taught me!

 

[66 Sat]

I'm so cheap I make my wife get 3 quotes for the weekly groceries.

 

[MOPOWER871]

I'm single , if I see it, I want it, I buy it. Might shop around. I have a buddy that's real cheap every time we go the Diner he's always stealing all the jelly, ketchup,salt and pepper, napkins he can Carrie. Then when he gets home heat transfers to catch up into a ketchup bottle. No joking

 

[slimt]

I had some relatives (no longer around) that used to take lunch bags into a buffet. And fill those up for there next three days of eating. Talk about embarrassing to be around. To cheap to buy groceries.

 

[Thrashingcows]

It's nice to see that some of my cost saving measures are also followed my other people. ;)

I do the bars of soap smushing so I never waste any portion of them, I scavenge wood and other stuff from the waste transfer station...have got so much great stuff from furniture, pressure washer, generator, home decor, cans and bottle to cash in at recycler, and tools that people just toss. I grew up fairly poor so Dad would fry up the sandwich meat for our school lunches when it started to smell bad, so best before/expiry dates are merely a suggestion to me. ;) I could go on and on....

 

[hunt2elk]

No doubt I am cheap and reminded of it almost daily. Not nearly as bad as my best friend however. Whenever the AC is turned on in their house, there is no using the kitchen stove. Coffee pot gets moved outside along with a pizza oven and a bunsen(sic?) burner. Can't be any extra BTU's generated in the house. When his shoes are wore out and the soles separate or he wears a hole through it, out comes the duct tape, and he gets another 6-9 months out of them. He collects the aluminum tabs from beer cans and turns them in somewhere for free shoes. His wife is a saint for putting up with his crap.