scotts74birds
Well-Known Member
A dog walks into a telegraph office and says "I'd like to send a telegram".
The clerk says "Sure, what would you like it to say?"
The dog replies "I want it to say; Woof, woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof, woof".
The clerk writes it down and tells him, "Thats nine words. We charge a minimum for the first ten words. I can put one more "woof" in there for the same price. Is that ok?"
The dog thinks for a second, and says "But then it wouldnt make any sense!"
The clerk says "Sure, what would you like it to say?"
The dog replies "I want it to say; Woof, woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof, woof".
The clerk writes it down and tells him, "Thats nine words. We charge a minimum for the first ten words. I can put one more "woof" in there for the same price. Is that ok?"
The dog thinks for a second, and says "But then it wouldnt make any sense!"
