streetracerwhite
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So a blonde sees a ice fishing commercial and decides she wants to go. She buys all the gear and heads out the door, she gets out on the ice and starts drilling. She hears a voice saying "there are no fish under the ice" she packs up her gear and moves 100 feet and starts drilling again. Again she hears a voice "There are no fish under the ice". She packs up all her gear and moves twice as far as last time. She is starting to get annoyed seeing the commercial didn't have this amout of diffculty in ice fishing. She starts drilling again and hears the same voice "There are no fish under the ice" she finally replies "God, God is that you?" He replies "Negative, I'm the manager of the hockey rink, there are no fish under the ice."