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An Alabama pastor said to his congregation,
"Someone in this congregation
has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie
and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.I
am embarrassed and do
not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who
said this to stand and
ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do
you have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood?Remember, you will be
forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression." Again, all
was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop a
runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head
was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a
terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple
of my friends that you were a wizard under the
sheets."
The preacher fell
to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation
roared. Life is short, smile while you still have
teeth, give me an Amen.
"Someone in this congregation
has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie
and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.I
am embarrassed and do
not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who
said this to stand and
ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do
you have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood?Remember, you will be
forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression." Again, all
was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body
that would stop a
runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head
was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a
terrible misunderstanding.
I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple
of my friends that you were a wizard under the
sheets."
The preacher fell
to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation
roared. Life is short, smile while you still have
teeth, give me an Amen.
