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Blue Angel's (not the flying kind)

:rofl::thumbsup: My 'X' son in law set fire to a couple of places due to 'cooking' and yet the dip sheet is still alive. Can't understand why....
 
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Funny stuff though.
 
You are kinda optimistic aren't you
He was the main motivator in me going for my CHL many years ago!! It's been probably 20 years since I 'drew' on him and he finally got the message that I wasn't playing around after several warnings to stay away.....and so far, he seems to still have that message :D
 
He was the main motivator in me going for my CHL many years ago!! It's been probably 20 years since I 'drew' on him and he finally got the message that I wasn't playing around after several warnings to stay away.....and so far, he seems to still have that message :D
Yeah I got one of those ex son in laws to, that deserves a rather lengthy discussion with a bull whip,cattle prod or a taser just a few of the things that come to mind on my wish list.
 
From the article. " The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing. “A Blue Angel is when you put a lighter up to your butt and fart on it, making it catch on fire. It’s funny as s—,” explains the mans wife, who claims to be an expert on the subject. “Normally we go to Del Taco because of their $0.59 tacos, but we made some extra cash this week so we went to Chipotle. The farts you get from there could fill a gas chamber. I know he’s looking up from hell laughing his *** off saying it was worth it,” she says smiling through blackened teeth, apparently not caused by the fire.

The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, “I’m not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they’re gone.” Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond."

You can't make this **** up !!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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