moparstuart
Well-Known Member
- Local time
- 5:27 AM
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2008
- Messages
- 6,586
- Reaction score
- 1,058
BOB THE CHICKEN
Bob came home drunk one night, slid into
bed beside his sleeping wife,
and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter
said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob.'
Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got
too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can
go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a
farm near his home....
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and
pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first
day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.
Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.
'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg
before?'
'Never,' said Bob.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster.
'It's no big deal.'
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.
He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg,
he felt a smack on the back of his
head, and heard.....
"BOB, wake up! You **** in the bed!"
Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be.
Bob came home drunk one night, slid into
bed beside his sleeping wife,
and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter
said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob.'
Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got
too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can
go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a
farm near his home....
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and
pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first
day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.
Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.
'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg
before?'
'Never,' said Bob.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster.
'It's no big deal.'
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.
He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg,
he felt a smack on the back of his
head, and heard.....
"BOB, wake up! You **** in the bed!"
Getting OLD just ain't what they said it would be.
