Bubbles

[BeastlyBirdie]

Ok, I learned a few thousand jokes at the machine shop I worked at. One of my favorites is....
The judge looks at the duck on the witness stand. Why are you here, he asks.
'I'm here for blowing bubbles in the pond.'
The judge glares at the arresting officer and tells the duck he is free to go.
A second duck is then called to testify.
'Why are you in here, little duck?' demands the judge.
'I was blowing bubbles in the pond' says the duck.
Again, the judge releases the duck.
A third duck takes the stand.
With a sigh, the judge says 'are you here for blowing bubbles in the pond, too?'
'No' says the third duck.
'Then why are you here?' demands the judge.
'I'm Bubbles'

 

[snakeyes]

:eusa_doh:

 

[whiteknuckler]

Thats similar to one I heard. You ask someone "do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid?" they say yes. You say " I saw him the other day, he was asking about you"

Ok, I learned a few thousand jokes at the machine shop I worked at. One of my favorites is....
The judge looks at the duck on the witness stand. Why are you here, he asks.
'I'm here for blowing bubbles in the pond.'
The judge glares at the arresting officer and tells the duck he is free to go.
A second duck is then called to testify.
'Why are you in here, little duck?' demands the judge.
'I was blowing bubbles in the pond' says the duck.
Again, the judge releases the duck.
A third duck takes the stand.
With a sigh, the judge says 'are you here for blowing bubbles in the pond, too?'
'No' says the third duck.
'Then why are you here?' demands the judge.
'I'm Bubbles'