Butthurt....how many different kinds are there?

[Cranky]

I know of a few...
Political butthurt
Sexual butthurt (which has many subhurts)
Bicycle butthurt (riding without a seat)
Head up *** butthurt
Foot up *** butthurt

Feel free to add to the list...

 

[PRND21]

I had the flu a couple of weeks ago. After 2 days of the screaming shits, yeah my butt hurt. Does that qualify?

 

[Cranky]

We now have....
Screaming shits butthurt!

 

[Pops1967GTX]

BUTTHurt Kicking

 

[kiwigtx]

Feel free to add to the list...

 

[Darthomas]

I remember when a Nissan whapped the rear of my Dart about 1987 on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago.
Nissan looked awful, no butthurt for me...at all.
His ins co came out to the steel mill and waited at the gate while I drove out to meet them...
They couldn't understand how nothing happened to my car.
That 71 Dart had a strong butt.

 

[440+6]

 

[Budnicks]

Snowflakes Liberal Progressives VJ voting Butt-Hurt

 

[Darthomas]

I remember when a Nissan whapped the rear of my Dart about 1987 on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago.
Nissan looked awful, no butthurt for me...at all.
His ins co came out to the steel mill and waited at the gate while I drove out to meet them...
They couldn't understand how nothing happened to my car.
That 71 Dart had a strong butt.

 

[Kern Dog]

You don't say....twice !

 

[vintage chromoly]

Online butthurt.
Here's a form to help one get through the hurt:

 

[Pops1967GTX]

 

[kiwigtx]

Another soothing form of relief here....