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The 3rd grade teacher wants her class to use the word "definitely" in a sentence.
Little Suzie says "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher says "That's a good try Suzie, but the sky can have white clouds, and the sky is black at night"
Little Bobby says "The sea is definitely green". The teacher says "That's a good try Bobby, but the sea can be blue when the water is deep, and brown near muddy rivers"....
Little Johhny raises his hand....
Since no one got it right, reluctantly the teacher calls on little Johhny...
"Can I ask a question first, teacher?"
"Sure Johhny, what's the question? "
Johhny asks "Teacher, do farts have lumps?"
"No Johnny, farts don't have lumps".
Johnny says "Well then I have to go to the bathroom, because I definitely just **** on myself! "
Little Suzie says "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher says "That's a good try Suzie, but the sky can have white clouds, and the sky is black at night"
Little Bobby says "The sea is definitely green". The teacher says "That's a good try Bobby, but the sea can be blue when the water is deep, and brown near muddy rivers"....
Little Johhny raises his hand....
Since no one got it right, reluctantly the teacher calls on little Johhny...
"Can I ask a question first, teacher?"
"Sure Johhny, what's the question? "
Johhny asks "Teacher, do farts have lumps?"
"No Johnny, farts don't have lumps".
Johnny says "Well then I have to go to the bathroom, because I definitely just **** on myself! "
