Sonny Black
Well-Known Member
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?
No one raises their hand BUT Ernie!
So "Dirty Ernie says: "I wanna start out as a fighter pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari, a mansion in Paris worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.
"The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from D' Ernie, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson........
So She asks.........
"And how about you?, What do you want to be? , Sarah?"............
......."I wanna be Ernie's whore."
No one raises their hand BUT Ernie!
So "Dirty Ernie says: "I wanna start out as a fighter pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari, a mansion in Paris worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.
"The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from D' Ernie, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson........
So She asks.........
"And how about you?, What do you want to be? , Sarah?"............
......."I wanna be Ernie's whore."
