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Do you have an intolerant assclown for a neighbor ?

Kern Dog,
I suggest you take her for a ride in the "car"

In all actuality, the best resolve would be to "Get her on your good side"
I know this is a difficult thing to overcome.
 
When I bought my home in AZ, I made sure I was NOT in an HOA, I cannot stand those ******** telling me what I can and cannot do. I also bought a 4 acre lot, so there is plenty of rattlesnakes and cactus between me and any neighbors. The only way to my house is up a 100 yard driveway, I have an alarm on the driveway and a Mossberg 12ga. pump loaded with 00 buck. This is my good neighbor program.
 
every town has one, I remember one hated my military vehicles I was going to buy a howitzer and put in the front yard with a flag pole and flower and call it a memorial to me and the rest of the vets , word got out never have had a problem some:lol: people just don't understand other peoples like s
 
We'll see just how good my neighbors are when I ship my GTX out here this Spring. I have all good neighbors and have lived here for over 20 years. But I live in a town house with tough HOA restrictions. I'll have to keep it cool - which I will. Just hope my neighbors stay cool as well. I'm nervous.....
So-Cal.......not where ill ever buy property....hell i dont pay rent here either.....gotta love motorhomes & shop yards....probly saved 150K since 93....well i didnt save it, BUT, i got to spend it on Other than cramped living space & Intolerant *** clown neighbors, fire up the shredd rig whenever, not res zoning, can make all the noise i want......
 
I hope you don't mind me correcting the spelling of her car.
RC......You ARE a riot!! No f-ing shat.....give me inpolitically correct or give me death......liberal assed dykes , badd badd juju.....diane feinstein, gaakk
 
Back in the day when I had my first Charger...
I had two neighbors... One next to me, the other across the street. The one next to me a die hard 70's Classic rock fan, the other across the street an avid Metal head. I my self like both so their music never bothered me. (They both liked to play it loud) Usually this occured on weekends mid day, sometimes at night.... or even late at night... Being that I don't mind either types of music I was never bothered by it.
Then one saturday afternoon, early evening; Classic rock guy was having a few friends over... Metal Head was having a BBQ... it seemed to me, as the day went on into the evening the music was getting louder from each side.. This erupted into "Stereo Wars." By 10pm it was intolerable, and the shouting across the street at each other was inaudible as the music was too loud to really understand what either was saying....
I wandered over to each and checked it to gauge whether either would receptive to turning it down.... oh hell no.. that was not even going to happen...
I went home had a chuckle at the mayhem... so be it..
Mind you I lived in the Redwoods so were all far enough out there weren't alot of neighbors that would complain..
I on the other hand was not in the mood at all...
The solution..
MOPAR!!!
Thats right.. I pulled my Charger out into the middle of the street, rev'd it up over and over; kicked the throttle harder and let her scream. At this point classic rock guy turned his music down and came out on his porch.. Mr Metal Head didn't get a clue yet... Let the break stand commence.. lots of motor... lots of smoke and some rubber on the road he came out too...
I parked.. I smiled and waved to both and tossed out a smart *** salute.
No one ever said anything about it....
But the final tune was played by Mopar..
 
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