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[bearman]

anybody know the difference between a doctor and a mechanic.

 

[yella71]

tell us....

 

[bearman]

nobody going to guess

 

[bearman]

the doctor buries his mistakes the mechanic has to repair them.

 

[PurpleBeeper]

You can always find a new mechanic if he screws up, but if a doctor screws up you're screwed?

 

[NoCar2023]

A mechanic washes his hands BEFORE he takes a piss.

 

[kiwigtx]

anybody know the difference between a doctor and a mechanic.

About $100K a year?

 

[65 3 times]

That's why they call it "Practice".

 

[Kern Dog]

A mechanic does his work with the engine OFF.
A doctor has to do his work with the engine (Heart, brain, nervous system) running.

 

[kiwigtx]

A Gynecologist could change the spark-plugs on your car by going through the exhaust pipe if necessary.

 

[bearman]

doctors have insurance to fix their screw ups a mechanic gets fired

 

[jason79]

Reminds me of a joke my account told me.

A doctor is having his bathroom remodeled, when the project is complete the plumber hands him the bill. The doctor almost falls over. He exclaims, " I don't make that much an hour and I'm a doctor!"
The plumber replied, " I didn't make that much an hour when I was a doctor either"