busterb
Well-Known Member
A guy goes duck hunting on a friend's farm, he shoots one but it lands on the other side of the fence. He shrugs and climbs the fence to retrieve the duck when he hears a voice yelling hey what do you think you're doing? It's the neighboring farmer. He walks up to the hunter and asks again, and the hunter says I'm just retrieving my duck. The farmer says bull crap, that's my duck, it's on my land. The hunter says no it's my duck, I shot it.
The farmer says, around here we have a way of settling these things. I hit you as hard as I can, then it's your turn. Last man standing wins. At this point the hunter is aggravated, so he agrees.
The farmer hauls off and kicks him in the nuts as hard as he can. The hunter doubles over in pain and goes down, but then struggles to his feet. He gets an evil look on his face and says now it's my turn. The farmer says hell, just forget it, you can keep the duck.
The farmer says, around here we have a way of settling these things. I hit you as hard as I can, then it's your turn. Last man standing wins. At this point the hunter is aggravated, so he agrees.
The farmer hauls off and kicks him in the nuts as hard as he can. The hunter doubles over in pain and goes down, but then struggles to his feet. He gets an evil look on his face and says now it's my turn. The farmer says hell, just forget it, you can keep the duck.
