A small boy was walking past an old man's home carrying a roll of chicken wire. "Where you going with that roll of chicken wire?" the old man says.
"I'm going to get me some chickens". Replies the boy.
"You can't get chickens with chicken wire!" the old man hollars.
An hour later here comes the boy, dragging the chicken wire with a bunch of chickens, all clucking and tangled up in the wire. The old man just looks at the boy in amazement.
The next day the boy walks past the old mans house carrying a roll of
duct tape. "Where you going with that roll of duck tape?" the old man says.
"I'm going to get me some ducks". The boy replies.
"You can't get ducks with duck tape, you crazy boy!"
An hour later here comes the boy, dragging a bunch of ducks, all quacking, wrapped up in the tape. The old man just stares in amazement.
The next day here comes the boy carrying a bundle of pussy willows.
"Hang on boy, let me get my hat, I'm going with you!"
Sorry Donald it's
Duct Tape