BuiltPoly318
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A woman is upset that she hasn't had a date in years, and starting to get a little depressed about it. She's been trying to figure out why men won't ask her out, wondering if she has B.O., bad breath... other issues. She was at her wits end.
Then a friend of hers told her about an Asian doctor who diagnosed personal issues dealing with relationships, and suggested that she pay the doctor a visit. She blew it off at first, but another couple of months and no dates and she was nearly desperate.
When she got into the doctor's office, the nurse came in and did the usual: checked her pulse, got her weight, did her b.p., then told her the doctor would be right in.
A few minutes go by and the doctor comes in to see her.
"Haro, my name Doctor Chang. You not get date in rots of months?", he says to her with an obviously heavy Asian accent.
"No, Doctor, I don't know if you can help me", she says, "but I can't seem to get guys interested in me".
"Okay", he tells her, "dat my speciarty. I rook you over and terr you what I tink. Okay with you?"
She agrees and he begins to look her over, her tonsils, her throat and nasal passages, her ears. Then he tells her, "okay, I go out for minute, maybe more, and come back. You take crothes off and don't put robe on."
"Doctor!", she snaps back in shock. "I'm not going to sit here naked for you to ogle me!!"
"Doctor Chang not ogre you! You want date or you become spinster? Doctor Change hairp you. You no want hairp, dat okay too!"
He walks out and she figures "what do I have to lose" and disrobes. When the doctor comes back in, he examines her, and she's a little uncomfortable but wants to know why guys avoid her.
"Okay", the Doctor says, "you get down on froor and hand and knees".
She's reluctant, still, but obliges him.
"Hmmm. Now you craw across room to door and turn round and craw back to me", he says.
She obliges him once again, feeling slightly embarrassed and silly.
"Okay, just as Doctor Chang expect. I see dis before. You get crothes back on and I come back with diagnosis."
She gets dressed and awaits his return, and when he walks in he has a clipboard and a few notes, but no medicine or prescription.
"I see dis before, I tink you have Ed Zachary disease!", he tells her.
In a panic, she blurts out a cry of worry before she asks him, "Ed Zachary?!? What is Ed Zachary disease?? Am I going to die??"
He shakes his head and tells her, "No, not fatal. It just you face rook edzachary rike you ***. Dat why you not get date!"
Then a friend of hers told her about an Asian doctor who diagnosed personal issues dealing with relationships, and suggested that she pay the doctor a visit. She blew it off at first, but another couple of months and no dates and she was nearly desperate.
When she got into the doctor's office, the nurse came in and did the usual: checked her pulse, got her weight, did her b.p., then told her the doctor would be right in.
A few minutes go by and the doctor comes in to see her.
"Haro, my name Doctor Chang. You not get date in rots of months?", he says to her with an obviously heavy Asian accent.
"No, Doctor, I don't know if you can help me", she says, "but I can't seem to get guys interested in me".
"Okay", he tells her, "dat my speciarty. I rook you over and terr you what I tink. Okay with you?"
She agrees and he begins to look her over, her tonsils, her throat and nasal passages, her ears. Then he tells her, "okay, I go out for minute, maybe more, and come back. You take crothes off and don't put robe on."
"Doctor!", she snaps back in shock. "I'm not going to sit here naked for you to ogle me!!"
"Doctor Chang not ogre you! You want date or you become spinster? Doctor Change hairp you. You no want hairp, dat okay too!"
He walks out and she figures "what do I have to lose" and disrobes. When the doctor comes back in, he examines her, and she's a little uncomfortable but wants to know why guys avoid her.
"Okay", the Doctor says, "you get down on froor and hand and knees".
She's reluctant, still, but obliges him.
"Hmmm. Now you craw across room to door and turn round and craw back to me", he says.
She obliges him once again, feeling slightly embarrassed and silly.
"Okay, just as Doctor Chang expect. I see dis before. You get crothes back on and I come back with diagnosis."
She gets dressed and awaits his return, and when he walks in he has a clipboard and a few notes, but no medicine or prescription.
"I see dis before, I tink you have Ed Zachary disease!", he tells her.
In a panic, she blurts out a cry of worry before she asks him, "Ed Zachary?!? What is Ed Zachary disease?? Am I going to die??"
He shakes his head and tells her, "No, not fatal. It just you face rook edzachary rike you ***. Dat why you not get date!"
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