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So yesterday I go to get my new-to-me '06 Wrangler emissions tested. Now, it's been....20 years? Since I had to do an emissions test. For that time, all I've had are motorcycles (exempt), Historic vehicles (20+ years old; exempt), and diesels (exempt).
Things have changed.
Supposedly (key word there), you can use a "24 hour kiosk" to get your "testing" done. I'm thinking "huh?? ok, whatever". Used to be you had to go to the station, they stick a tube on the tailpipe, hold revs at 3k for 30 seconds, yadda yadda. Now, apparently, it's strictly an OBDII hookup and code scan.
So the email I got clearly said "you can go to a kiosk; take your registration card (it has a barcode on it) and form of payment, and perform your own testing process. $10. If you go to the full-service facility, it's $14".
I go to the kiosk and scan my reg card - "testing cannot be performed on this vehicle here; must go to full service center". OK, I just bought the thing, it may be a "first time" thing. Annoying.
I go to the testing place. Sit for nearly an hour waiting. Watching my day off waste away. Finally pull in, tell the guy "I tried to use the kiosk but it won't let me". He said the kiosk won't do it off the registration. I point out the email says it will. He says he knows, the only thing a kiosk will use is the notification letter...which, he says, motor vehicles no longer mails out. It's all done via email now.
Wait...what???
Anyway. Scan my card. $14 down the drain. He plugs in. Looks at his screen. "Do you drive this every day?" Um, no, I don't. "we can't test it, it has too many codes in it, you have to drive it every day for a week, 2 key cycles a day, at least 20 minutes each drive, and bring it back to re-test".
I call bullshit, right to his face. I work in automotive. There are NO CODES set just from a car sitting. Period. No lights on. No errors. Bone-stock Jeep, all OEM sensors. I plug in my Matco scanner and prove it - ZERO CODES. He stands his ground. I say to him "well if I don't drive it enough for it to be able to be tested, I must not drive it enough for it to NEED to be tested, right??" He gave me a blank stare. I left, before I got any more irate.
So if you live in Maryland, and have to get a "secondary" vehicle emissions-tested...make sure you drive it daily for at least a week before you go to get it tested.
Grrr....
Things have changed.
Supposedly (key word there), you can use a "24 hour kiosk" to get your "testing" done. I'm thinking "huh?? ok, whatever". Used to be you had to go to the station, they stick a tube on the tailpipe, hold revs at 3k for 30 seconds, yadda yadda. Now, apparently, it's strictly an OBDII hookup and code scan.
So the email I got clearly said "you can go to a kiosk; take your registration card (it has a barcode on it) and form of payment, and perform your own testing process. $10. If you go to the full-service facility, it's $14".
I go to the kiosk and scan my reg card - "testing cannot be performed on this vehicle here; must go to full service center". OK, I just bought the thing, it may be a "first time" thing. Annoying.
I go to the testing place. Sit for nearly an hour waiting. Watching my day off waste away. Finally pull in, tell the guy "I tried to use the kiosk but it won't let me". He said the kiosk won't do it off the registration. I point out the email says it will. He says he knows, the only thing a kiosk will use is the notification letter...which, he says, motor vehicles no longer mails out. It's all done via email now.
Wait...what???
Anyway. Scan my card. $14 down the drain. He plugs in. Looks at his screen. "Do you drive this every day?" Um, no, I don't. "we can't test it, it has too many codes in it, you have to drive it every day for a week, 2 key cycles a day, at least 20 minutes each drive, and bring it back to re-test".
I call bullshit, right to his face. I work in automotive. There are NO CODES set just from a car sitting. Period. No lights on. No errors. Bone-stock Jeep, all OEM sensors. I plug in my Matco scanner and prove it - ZERO CODES. He stands his ground. I say to him "well if I don't drive it enough for it to be able to be tested, I must not drive it enough for it to NEED to be tested, right??" He gave me a blank stare. I left, before I got any more irate.
So if you live in Maryland, and have to get a "secondary" vehicle emissions-tested...make sure you drive it daily for at least a week before you go to get it tested.
Grrr....