howiedodat
Well-Known Member
A Male Fairy Tale:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry
me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women
and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated
ladies half his age and drank whiskey and beer and never heard bitching
and never paid child support or alimony and banged
cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips
and beans and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as
hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end:headbang:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry
me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after
and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women
and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated
ladies half his age and drank whiskey and beer and never heard bitching
and never paid child support or alimony and banged
cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips
and beans and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as
hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end:headbang:
