Funny 72 Dart Swinger Craigslist Ad

[69chargerboy]

Funny read, he seems to be a bit of a douche.... http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/4989533081.html

 

[DWilbur]

Double douche

 

[MOPOWER871]

THINK HE'S BEEN HITTING THE NITROUS BOTTLE A LITTLE TOO
MUCH :boxers:

 

[moparmarks]

Oh boy, a whole 300 HP? Wonder if his balls are big enough to handle 700 HP?

 

[Bruzilla]

Bold words for a Swinger owner.

 

[OldFolksMopar]

What Bruz Said!

 

[Bobo]

Funny !

 

[Bruzilla]

Not to slight A body owners, but my impression of A bodies is like that slightly-heavy, not-so-attractive, girl who the pretty girls always want to party with since she makes them look better. The owners of the Roadrunners, Chargers, Cudas, Challengers, Satellites, Coronets, etc., like having the Swingers, Dusters, Demons, etc, around because it makes their cars look cooler and the A body guys like being considered cool because they are associated with the cool crowd.

Seriously... would anyone even know A bodies existed if it weren't for all the cool factor the B and E bodies have brought to the table? No. So this guy's arrogance is a bit like said ugly girl standing in front of a mirror saying "all guys want me!" Sorry Sally, they just want your friends.

 

[moparmarks]

Hey I own a Dart.

 

[Scooby67]

Hey I own a Dart.

Me too!!

 

[69chargerboy]

I like A bodies too. I want to get one.

 

[Hemi Rebel]

I have owned a bodies in the past. I have since graduated, but i wouldnt mind having another one. I really like the 72 dart too. I dig the grill. With a 3g swap. Perfect DD

 

[PolaraLover64]

This guy is a jerk..i like the car but because of the way he said things i wouldnt want to buy from him

 

[MarPar]

so what if you own both an a-body and a b-body?

 

[Coyoteduster]

so what if you own both an a-body and a b-body?

Then you get ALL the girls! :headbang:

 

[Lets Roll]

Ha Ha I think I met this guy before , Well I'm glad he moved to Portland . lol

 

[kiwigtx]

There's definitely a hint of Sales-pitch around that advert. :grin:

 

[d fark]

:dink:The guy is probably 5' 2" and 130 lbs. with little man complex

 

[Budnicks]

It's funny...
people will remember it,
not sure that's the sales pitch I'd use,
but it's entertaining...

Headless Horseman flying Nightmare ****...LOL

the guy "I assume", the seller reminds me of someone that posts here,
mostly anti-American Political rhetoric
that talks allot of chit, insults everyone etc.,
always hiding behind a keyboard...LOL

:dink:The guy is probably 5' 2" and 130 lbs. with little man complex

yep probably

 

[kiwigtx]

Too much of this before writing to Craigslist....



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