Getting Older does Have Its Advantages and Disadvantages Don't Ya Think???

[cr8crshr]

Life just gets better as you get older doesn’t it?

I was in a Starbucks Coffee recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realized that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so to get relief and reduce embarrassment I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me….

I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my Ipod…….. and how was your day?

This is what happens when old people start using technology! :blob1::blob1::blob1::blob1:

 

[old tired rebel]

LMAO I needed that for a laugh. Thanks

 

[Someotherguy]

 

[snakeyes]

:yaayy: :sFun_doh2: :monkeydance: :eusa_shhh: lder OS:

 

[jessipup]

:spam4: Don't forget to post it on E bodys too!

 

[747mopar]

Dammit the kids are in bed and you just made me bust out laughing, that's funny.

 

[HT413]

Hahaha, that's funny.

 

[Moparsmitty]

That's a good one!

 

[roadrunnerman]

That was just plain damn funny.

 

[cr8crshr]

Thanks one and all. Occasionally I even amaze myself at how funny I actually can be...Tuck

 

[Budnicks]

a little gross, but funny as hell Tuck, what is it about men & fart jokes anyway ??

 

[Cornpatch MO]

a little gross, but funny as hell Tuck, what is it about men & fart jokes anyway ??

They don't call us old farts for nutt'in!
Pretty young waitresses and cashiers, call us affectionate names and touch us. Never happened when I was younger! Maybe they think we are harmless 8-) ...............MO

 

[Shuboxlover]

that is freaking AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cr8crshr]

a little gross, but funny as hell Tuck, what is it about men & fart jokes anyway ??

When I think of "FARTS", I am reminded of the George Carlin bit about "FARTS"...ROTFLMAO