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Good news - bad news

irelandmoss

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A man came home from work and found his mother- in-law laying on
the living room floor. He quickly dialed 911. After getting to the hospital
and waiting for an hour, the doctor came out to talk with him. The doctor
told him that he had good news and bad news. The man said to the doctor
what is the bad news. The doctor told him that she had suffered a massive
stroke. She would not be able to ever take care of herself again. You would
have to feed her, bathe her, and change her when she messes herself. You
will have to do this the rest of her life which maybe 20 to 30 years. The man then asked the doctor what the good news is. the doctor replied, I just kidding
you, she died.
 
Heard Jeff Foxworthy tell that one on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
 
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