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Good reason not to marry

NOSTRT980

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T HE 2015 USA WELFARE PLAN


T HE 2015 USA WELFARE PLAN

For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids. Follow these proven steps.

1. Don't get married to her.

2. Always use your mom's address to get mail.

3. The guy buys a house.

4. Guy rents out house to his girlfriend who has 2 of his kids.

5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.

6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't have to pay for family insurance.

7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother

8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps

9. Girlfriend gets free cell phone

10. Girlfriend get free utilities.

11. Guy moves into home but continues to use moms house to get mail sent to.

12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes. Now you both get to claim head of house hold at $1800 credit.

13. Girlfriend gets disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back" at $1800 a month and never has to work again.

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.

A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars.

An unmarried couple with stay at home mom nets.

$21,600 disability +
$10,800 free housing +
$6,000 free obamacare +
$6000 free food +
$4,800 free utilities +
$6,000 pell grant money to spend +
$12,000 a year in college tuition free from pell grant + $8,800 tax benefit for being a single mother = ---------

$75,000 a year in benefits

Any idea why the country is 18 + trillion dollars in debt? What? No dental plan?
 
damn now everybody will know how i get it done
 
This is the Florida way ,just about 80% of people here are on a free ride .50% are Medicare and social security and have payed in all there life the rest are lazy *** holes that ride off the rest of us not working and just making kids to keep the tax return high it's amazing how this works htgese people are driving around in New cars with 24"floaters and there gold teeth and they stay at home all Fay and smoke pot. The honest American go's to work 5-7 days a week to barely pay there bills in the car that is on burrowed time and has no teeth because he/she can't afford a dental plan .
I myself am out ofwork due to a bad back injury. I have no income and am out of any pay benefits the government doesn't want to pick me up even though I am classified as disabled go figure . Luckily I was smart with my money and instead of waisting it I got rid of my mortgage and car payments no help from the government.
Then you have exmilitaty men and woman homeless in the woods sleeping because the government doesn't want to help them ether
This is one messed up nation .

Sorry for the vent but I can't stand the free loaders .
 
Sounds like Sweden! Minimum wage pays less than welfare so you do the math. Why flip burgers when you can make 30% more by doing nothing?
 
The only problem is that most guys aren't smart enough to figure the "guy rents house to GF" part, and most girls would never give money to BF to live in house (gladly to others, but NOT BF). Also none will ever go to college...why would they?

Other than those minor "social" details.....
 
Isn't that part of the Democratic party's platform ?
 
that may work in most liberal states but where I live the only problem is the state will come after the father for child support food stamps etc
 
Might have to declare myself an illegal so I can participate in the "dream".
 
Sounds like they live in
Oakland, SF, LA, ATL, NYC, SI, DC, WV, Philly, Baltimore, St. Louis, Ferguson, Cleveland, Cinn., Toledo, Columbus, Chicago, Detroit, Boston, Denver, Albuquerque, Portland, Seattle, New Orleans, Miami etc.
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