Had to laugh

[ESOXER]

Dallas police open criminal investigation after clouded leopard escapes from zoo exhibit
Had to laugh at this, I was about 14, my friend and I were smoking weed on his porch and 3 gazelles ran past us, we didn't say a word to each other, probably cause we thought we were super high. 5 minutes later the zoo guys came racing down the road, asked if we saw gazelles and we busted up laughing. Good times.

 

[Scott Engelhardt]

When I was in my 20’s my friend and I shared a bow hunting woods. When we got back to the truck Steve asked if I heard that sick cow bellering. I said that wasn’t a cow, probably Bucknel feeding the lions and his tiger. The wind was in the right direction to hear them. Bucknel had a small zoo. While we were sitting there smoking a cigarette we could see flashlights walking through the woods in the next section. We drove over to see if someone wounded a deer. We asked the guy in the truck parked on the road. He said no deer, they are trying to get a tranquilizer dart in the tiger that’s in a tree in that woods. He said no need to worry, the tiger is quite friendly