A Rabbi and a Priest are sitting together on a bus.
After a bit, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The Rabbi responded: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.”
"The Priest then asked: "Have you ever eaten pork?” To which the Rabbi replied: "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The Priest replied: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The Rabbi then asked him: "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh?”
The Priest replied: "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.”
The Rabbi nodded understandly and remained silent and thinking for about five minutes.
Finally, the Rabbi said: "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?”
After a bit, the Priest turned to the Rabbi and asked: "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?”
The Rabbi responded: "Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.”
"The Priest then asked: "Have you ever eaten pork?” To which the Rabbi replied: "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to the temptation and tasted a ham sandwich.”
A while later, the Rabbi spoke up and asked the Priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The Priest replied: "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith.”
The Rabbi then asked him: "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptation of the flesh?”
The Priest replied: "Yes, Rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke with my faith.”
The Rabbi nodded understandly and remained silent and thinking for about five minutes.
Finally, the Rabbi said: "Beats a ham sandwich, doesn't it?”
