Hard of hearing....

[Cranky]

I had a gay friend who was hard of hearing, but had a talent for hooking me up with easy women. After my last fling I told him I was tired of these ignorant shallow Chics and please hook me up with a cum laude type. He nodded and I had a date the following evening. Now I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but this girl was plum dumb. After dropping her off I immediately called my friend and screamed "I told you get me one that graduated cum laude. "He said, "oh I thought you said you wanted a girl who came loudly!"

 

[roadrunnerman]

that was a good one.