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Have you killed your relatives yet?

OK I'll fess up! so yes it has to do with my brother in law ,but I'm not killing him yet (he makes a ton of money) but his father was close to meeting his maker today! so he starts the night by staring at my wife's tits and flirting with her ,OK no big deal he's just a dirty old man what ever . well then at dinner he starts with how we all are screwed because Hillary didn't get in ! OK now I'm kinda twitching as everyone else is a trump supporter except him and his family wife son! I let it go he's intitled to his own opinion right?
So then he noticed my ruger 45 poking out from under my shirt . he then starts on saying people that carry guns are the problem in this country ,if they just took them away we will all just get along ! OK I'm getting an itchy trigger finger at this point. then he gos and says 10% of people can't shoot a gun at another human! and of that 10% only 2% can shoot back if there being shot at. so he then gos on saying all the police and military is a bunch of pussys and only a hand full actually shoot guns and kill people . he then turned to me and said you don't have the mental capacity to shoot a human I told him to take a walk out back by the canal to test his theory! he thought I was joking I guess he wouldn't even come near me the rest of the night! damn pussy I wanted to feed the gators a good thanksgiving day meal!
He's externally lucky my mother was there I probably would of atleast busted his jaw for calling our military and police pussys. I sware when **** his the fan he's the first one that's getting shot his son will be second his wife is OK she can stay . any one got anything better then this?
 
This is private material for entertainment purposes wink wink ,this can't be used agents me in court!
 
Bb70charger500 said:
OK I'll fess up! so yes it has to do with my brother in law ,but I'm not killing him yet (he makes a ton of money) but his father was close to meeting his maker today! so he starts the night by staring at my wife's tits and flirting with her ,OK no big deal he's just a dirty old man what ever . well then at dinner he starts with how we all are screwed because Hillary didn't get in ! OK now I'm kinda twitching as everyone else is a trump supporter except him and his family wife son! I let it go he's intitled to his own opinion right?
So then he noticed my ruger 45 poking out from under my shirt . he then starts on saying people that carry guns are the problem in this country ,if they just took them away we will all just get along ! OK I'm getting an itchy trigger finger at this point. then he gos and says 10% of people can't shoot a gun at another human! and of that 10% only 2% can shoot back if there being shot at. so he then gos on saying all the police and military is a bunch of pussys and only a hand full actually shoot guns and kill people . he then turned to me and said you don't have the mental capacity to shoot a human I told him to take a walk out back by the canal to test his theory! he thought I was joking I guess he wouldn't even come near me the rest of the night! damn pussy I wanted to feed the gators a good thanksgiving day meal!
He's externally lucky my mother was there I probably would of atleast busted his jaw for calling our military and police pussys. I sware when **** his the fan he's the first one that's getting shot his son will be second his wife is OK she can stay . any one got anything better then this?
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Can't believe you didn't at least throw his *** out, wow that's taking "talking politics" a bit to far.

My Democratic in laws are good about keeping it to themselves and my father in law hasn't voted Dem in the last 2 elections so I'm good.:thumbsup:
 
Wasn't my house to throw him out of . I think my father was getting close though . he would never come to my house!
 
Ghost your question got me thinking about the old days. When things were good, family dinners back then were held in the basement of a Catholic church. My family was pretty big, my dad had 9 siblings and all the kids and spouses and half gallon jugs of booze made for very entertaining thanksgiving. I hope nobody had to go to jail yesterday.
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he sounds like an idiot. don`t kill the ignorant bast--- , he`s not worth going to jail over. maybe egg him in to a fight where it`ll look like his fault, and stomp the **** out of him--literally !
 
My Mom had a brother named Dave that was a wussified Democrat voting Liberal post hole. Every year at Thanksgiving, because we always did a whole family thing, he would be the lone idiot and every time he just couldn't keep his pie hole shut. My Dad had 4 brothers and with us 6 boys that's 12 Republican patriots right there. He didn't have a chance but that didn't stop him from trying to convert us every year. I do remember one year my Uncle Gary coming in out of the snow and telling my Dad that Dave had to go home to let his face rest.
 
My daughter, son-in-law and grandson spent the day with us. All we did was eat, watch football and play music all day. My son-in-law is in a local band and is a hell of a good drummer and guitar player. My 12 year old grandson is pretty damn good on the drums too. We always have a great time when we get together. I actually wish they lived closer and I don't think too many guys can say that about their in-laws.
 
Uncle Fred, my wife's side. Never
ever had a date in his life. Complete dink. Came for dinner and asked to look at car. Moved my driver from under lift and took it down. Asked about mileage and when I told him 5 mph if I keep my foot of it he said he would never own that, very irresponsible. Told him I would start it for him. Opened cutouts and started it in garage. End of conversation. I don't he will be back.
 
Hanover Mopar said:
Uncle Fred, my wife's side. Never
ever had a date in his life. Complete dink. Came for dinner and asked to look at car. Moved my driver from under lift and took it down. Asked about mileage and when I told him 5 mph if I keep my foot of it he said he would never own that, very irresponsible. Told him I would start it for him. Opened cutouts and started it in garage. End of conversation. I don't he will be back.
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My Uncle Dave in a nutshell.
 
Bb70charger500 said:
So then he noticed my ruger 45 poking out from under my shirt .
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I'm curious as to why you would be carrying during dinner at home?? Unless you live in a rough neighbourhood.
 
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