waroc
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:headbang: a soldier comes running up the street and sees a nun standing on the corner...out of breath, he asks the nun " sister, can i hide under your skirt, but don't ask me why, i'll tell you in a few minutes " . The nun agrees and about a minute later, two military policemen run up to the nun...." Sister, did you see a soldier run by here ?" The nun says " yes, he went that way ". After the two mp's disappear from sight, the soldier crawls out from under her skirt. Aleived, the soldier says " thank you sister for not turning me in, but i don't want to go to afganistan " the nun says " i understand your fear my son " the soldier looks at her and says " sister, i hope you don't think of me as rude or disrespectful, but you have a great pair of legs " the nun says if you woulda looked a little higher, you woulda seen a great set of balls too, i don't wanna go to afganistan either !":3gears:
