Hope This Don't Hit To Close To Home

[Auggie56]

A fly was cruising the kitchen and saw a piece of bologna on the floor. Naturally he landed and began to eat ...and eat...and eat some more. He suddenly realized that he could be in danger of being stomped or crushed. He took off and was heavy from eating so he landed on the nearest object......a broom handle. He began to get dizzy from all the bologna and went to fly. he plummeted to the floor and died.



Moral of story............don't fly off the handle when your full of bologna!

Hmmmmm........I just repeat em , maybe that one should be deleted from the list.
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[mmissile]

lol

 

[Cranky]

Might work better if the fly landed in the cat box and started eating...... :grin:

 

[Seventy]

shouldn't he try to fly off the broom handle, since its not "fall off the handle". Maybe rewrite it, "he tried to fly back to the baloney but was too dizzy and fell to the ground"

That may work better..

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shouldn't he try to fly off the broom handle, since its not "fall off the handle". Maybe rewrite it, "he tried to fly back to the baloney but was too dizzy and fell to the ground"

That may work better..

 

[Homstead]

Lol,, tough room! I liked it....

 

[Budnicks]

We got the jest either way...

Funny chit...

 

[GetX'd]

Oh boy.....